September 2012
Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes
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August 2012
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Watchgloomyteens:
OMFG WHAT IS GOING ON
Watchoraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
Watchranga-sauce:
#ew.
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biologicalresearch:
a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.
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“It’s funny. When you leave your home and wander really far, you always think, ‘I...”
– (via jennyali)
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“One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him...”
– If This Isn’t From a Book, It Should Be (via gaircyrch)
Oh my god, I’m gonna have to try this it’s brilliant. I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
(via stfufauxminists)
Trying this the next time someone pulls misogynist bull shit on me.
(via stfuconservatives)
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Vegans get 90 percent of their daily protein by...
reporter: mr. president we've all heard plenty about obamacare but what do you plan to do about katy perry
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hannabarbarian:
shutthefuckuphiba:
hannabarbarian:
when you give your first blowjob the man will ejaculate confetti and streamers in order to congratulate you on a job well done.
what if i do a bad job
then he ejaculates bullets and you die
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There is a special place in Hell for the people...