March 2012
Watching New Girl. . .
AND MY HUSBAND #1 DERMOT MULRONEY IS IN THIS EPISODE?!!!!! I JUST SCREAMED A BIT.
AND MY HUSBAND #2 BOBBY CANNAVALE WAS ON MODERN FAMILY A COUPLE WEEKS AGO?!!! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!!
2 tags
1 tag
theoriginaldigidestined:
kuribohpanties:
You’ll never lose me, Willis.
We’re best friends, Willis.
You’ll never lose me.
Never.
Willis
Oh my god.
“It is the height of irony that women are valued for our looks, encouraged to...”
– Greta Christina (via feminishblog)
1 tag
1 tag
“The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for...”
– -Neil Degrasse Tyson, in an AMA on reddit, responding to a young man who asked how to find motivation in life. (via fishingboatproceeds)
not a day goes by that I didn’t wish he was my dad
(via soyjizm)
allmyexesliveintexas:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at...
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
A-Day
was a bit of a let down. I really didn’t want A to be Mona. Not only because she’s (the first) A in the books, but because her motives are just so light-weight in comparison to most of the other suspects. But anyway. I’m most disappointed in how they revealed her as A. I know that A is more than one person, obvs, but for two years, we’ve been watching to figure this shit...
1 tag
Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
2 tags
Cynthia Germanotta + Oprah need to be a lesbian...
GOD, THEY’RE SO IN LOVE.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
1 tag
1 tag
kiwi3814 replied to your post<span >: <em >I love all of my Pretty Little Liars girls, but…
Is it bad if I don’t know who that is?
Haha not at all!
2 tags
I love all of my Pretty Little Liars girls, but. ....
Shay Mitchell is absolute PERFECTION. Flawless.
1 tag
Please help me help Bryan
skeletonfun:
Bryan, my long-time boyfriend, has been kicked out of his home. He’s had a rocky relationship with his parents for some time like many of us, I’m sure, but now this has gotten to a new level. Unable to travel to school, Bryan will now need to withdraw— leaving him over a year behind schedule after his parents decided to not submit for schooling last semester as well. (By the way, it...