Wishers [5/14]
I would never wish anxiety attacks on my worst enemy. And I would never wish the rapid flurries and oscillations of feeling like your on the verge of failure and uncertainty on them either.
So who was the person that wished that for me?
so i went to my doctor’s office and he told me that i need to stop masturbating
i asked him why and he said
“i need to finish your physical”
(via breathless)
the only reason why i’d want a boyfriend these days is so i could send him selfie snaps with captions like “hey babe” or “on my way to suck yo dick”
good morning my little sun drops
today’s lessons:
1. i need to let go of shit that doesn’t make me happy
2. i need to hold on to the things that will push me forward
3. most people disguise wanting attention as wanting “friends or people to talk to” on this site
4. most gays are as terrible as everyone else
idk at the end of the day it’s just another bye girl fly girl
please teach me gently how to breathe
when he beheld thy agony, phoebus was dumb. he sought every remedy, he had recourse to cunning arts, he anointed all the wound, anointed it with ambrosia and with nectar; but all remedies are powerless to heal the wounds of fate.the plant is literally named after a member of a homosexual love affair in greek mythology.
(via queefseed)
um what the FUCK
im watching the episode where ash lets charizard go or whatever and it’s seriously the saddest how have i not seen this episode